Do the best you can until you know better.  Then when you know better, do better.

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

I think I'm in love.  No...wait, I was just hungry.

I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met.

We all make different choices and we need different things.  I think eventually we learn to define happiness for ourselves on our own terms in spite of the pain that other people have caused us.

Decide every morning that you're in a good mood.

Every morning wake up and thank God you're still alive.

I'm famous.  My whole family knows me.

Life is short.  Don't be sad.

Stop being so attractive.  It's distracting.

Cuddling literally kills depression, relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system.  Let's cuddle.

Accept yourself.  God does.

Your mood should not dictate your manners.

I love you more than coffee!  And that says a lot!

You can't change how people feel about you.  So don't try.  Just live your life and be happy.

Some people are going to leave, but that's not the end of your story.  That's the end of their part in your story.

Sorry is not always enough.  Sometimes you actually have to change.

Some people change when they see the light.  Others change when they feel the heat.

So just live, make mistakes and have wonderful times, but never ever second guess who you are, where you have been and, most importantly, where is is that you are going.

Men were born to lie and women were born to believe them.

Welcome to the age of un-innocense.  No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember.

Most people don't know who they are.  That's why they lie.  They're afraid someone else will figure it out before they do.

If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life.  It comes to us at midnight very clean.  It's perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands.  It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

I just saw a guy and girl holding hands while they where jogging.  And it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone that will make fun of them with me. 

There's a lot of stress and strife in this world.  The people you surround yourself with intentionally, that you care about and share things with, shouldn't be part of that stress.

A true relationship is two unperfect people refusing to give up on each other.

If you have to speculate if someone loves you and wants to be with you, chances are they don't.  It's not that complicated.  Don't waste moments waiting and wondering.  Don't throw away your time dreaming of someone that doesn't want you.  No one is that amazing, certainly not the one who would pass you up.

Fall in love with someone who's comfortable with your silence.  Find someone who doesn't need your words to know it's time to kiss you.

The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you'll see their flaws.  That's just the way it is.  This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don't last.  You might think you love someone until you see the way they act when they're out of money or under pressure or hungry, for goodness sake.  Love is something different.  Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart.  Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate.  Love is hard.  Love is pain and sacrifice, it's seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship.

I just saw someone eating alone and not looking at their phone.  I hope they're okay.

It's so cute how all these 20 year olds think they are special for being hot.  Sweetie, you're 20.  You're supposed to be hot.  Talk to me when you're 40 and hot.

My bra is off and my pajamas are on.  Not sure if I'm going to bed or Wal-Mart.

I'm too old for clubbing and too young for bingo.  I'm just gonna go sit on my couch.

The appropriate skirt length is 3 inches below your cellulite.  This has been a public service announcement.

Just had a conversation with a guy about why women don't play football.  I told him it was plain and simple.  We aren't scared or weak.  It's because 11 of us would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never chase love, affection or attention.  If it isn't given freely by the other person, it isn't worth having.

There's a thin line between "I should do a status update about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that".

Coffee doesn't ask silly questions.  Coffee understands.

Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over people who don't care.

If it doesn't nourish your soul, get rid of it.

Don't dumb yourself down for the comfort level of others.